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My mom giving me a bath in the kitchen sink.

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Caught by the beauty of a woman.

JOSIE WITH THE BLUE JEAN EYES
By Todd L. York
© Copyright 2010

Verse 1:
There’s no problem if ones dead
But I’m alive; I turned my head.
One look into Josie’s blue jean eyes
Sealed my demise!

Verse 2:
I stumbled and fell when she smiled
My heart was beating oh so wild
Transfixed by Josie’s blue jean eyes
Too late to realize!

Chorus:
This is Josie with the blue jean eyes
This is Josie; she can hypnotized
Her eyes draw me; holding me closely
This is Josie with the blue jean eyes!

Verse 3:
I could say I ran to hide
But if you saw her you’d know I lied
For this is Josie with the blue jean eyes!
You wouldn’t be surprised!

Bridge:
How did I get here? What did I do?
Why am I feeling dizzy? Who are you?

Video 22 May

This is a song about fishing -but it’s not really. Adult

Drowning In Her Kissing
By Todd L. York ©Copyright 2013


Vs. 1:

I was biding my time; watching my line, determined in the wait

Had hook and a sinker, a bobber and leader, an irresistible bait.

That old familiar tug came on my mealy bug my heart began to race

My rod began to quiver; I gave all I could give her with a smile on my face.

Vs. 2:

Gotta tease her just right if I want it nice and tight, could hardly wait to eat her!

Not giving it too much slack; reeling in, pulling back, oh I know she is a keeper.

Thought I’d found her weakness; used all my trade secrets, till my boat began to sway

She yanked hard on my pole & what do you know -the predator became the prey.

Chorus:

She pulled me down; swallowed me whole.

Those moist sweet lips took control.

I will not rise from here below.

Forget ‘bout that fishing; I’m drowning in her kissing!

Vs. 3: 

She took me down below to her warm dark hole with that fine swishing tail!

My grip held firm, she had my worm; that ol’ line didn’t fail!

My heads was a throbbing from the dancing and  bobbin and I found her wanting more.

I was in her habitat; she wasn’t holding back, she is a meat eating carnivore! 


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